DumbSh!t

it was like...
the very perfect type of night. the women were buzzin
the party was hype...i was feelin alright; had a couple in me, was feelin nice
saw shorty's eyes catchin feelings like she wanted to know what this feelin was like.
she approached me, and i was ready to maybe getta dance on with a lil rubbin, i peeped her wrists had more then a few bands on, she wasnt a stranger to clubbin, but she came and gave my hand a tuggin and pulled me off the floor, i knew i was about to get into something. she bee-lined towards the girls bathroom line stepped to the chick in the front and said,"do you mind?" shorty didnt mind at all, she stood outta the way and leaned back on the hallway wall. this vixen pulled me into a stall and started to grab on me, she put her hands down my pants and all. then she positioned her self to kneel down on the floor i was shocked but pressed my hand up against the stall door, she did her deed with greed and it made me even ask for more she went on until i felt her vocal cords. as i stood there i was good there feelin like i was the man, thinkin back on the night like," damn at first i was just chillin with my mans, came to the club to have a drink find some girls and dance, and now im interlocked in a bathroom romance." i was thinkin back, as she continued to move, on how at how i was happy i got paid that day too, i thought about the money i spent on my drink, i thought about cash i aired out when this other shorty was dancing showing off her g-string. i felt her hands moving up and down my legs, i started to think about how i was gonna be tellin this story for days, then i heard the bathroom door, but sense she wasnt phased, i didnt pay it any mind either so there i stayed, for a moment she got a lil aggressive, i felt her tuggin at my legs, i was diggin it and was like, " ooo yeah. go 'head babe.." she kinda giggled i was thinkin, " yeah imma king.." right then her cell phone started to ring, she stopped, didnt answer and just stood up, turn around walked out and im like, "what the fuck?!" i pulled my pants up but couldnt zippin cause my mans was still up so im standin there tryin to lay it to the side to tuck. all i thought was," damn i didnt getta chance to get that off", then i thought "oh well no big loss." walked out the bathroom saw my homeboy posted behind some ass, i walked to him and said," yo lemme holla at you real fast", i told him the sorry and the nigga started to laugh. he was like," well lets dip" and asked me if i could pay the tab i reached in my pocket and realized i didnt have anymore cash. i almost went in the bathroom to look but the more i thought about the whole scene i just had to admit i got took. all i wanted to do was party and maybe holla at some chicks, but i got, got like a dumbshit!
...and that exactly what i get for only thinkin with my dick...